Kris Alert

To all available bachelors out there, Kris Aquino is once again available! That is after her marriage to basketball star James Yap is finally ended. Is there any doubt it's going to happen? In my mind, there isn't. Kris is the president's sister, she's rich, she's famous, and powerful in her own right. She can make it happen. Expect to hear about the result in twitter...

If you're available, and Kris fancies you, are you going to return the affection? I suggest you think about it not just twice, but a thousand times! Kris' baggage is just top heavy. She's been involved with multiple partners, her mouth-power is well known, her children from previous affairs is also something, and knowing about all your marriage troubles in twitter, facebook, or in the Buzz (or Win na Win) is something that is possible!

These baggages though are nothing compared to the "benefits" Kris can bring for you. If you can disregard the negative, go ahead. The best thing in the package Kris can do for you is she can make you president!